So… I got Hyrule Warriors yesterday. I loaded it up this morning to play, and then I’m having fun running around killing the stuff, and then suddenly a tutorial message pops up on my screen.
It’s about gold skulltulas. Gold. Skulltulas.
WHY ARE GOLD SKULLTULAS IN THIS GAME? WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BRING BACK THOSE EVIL THINGS?
The scratching noises they make still fill me with dread and I haven’t played Ocarina of Time in such a long time…
At least they’re not as bad as the poes in Twilight Princess…
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share
One time my high school band director told the saxophones to play louder during one part. So we all agreed to play as loud as we could. We overpowered most of the rest of the band and got angry faced at…
Gawdummit Tao, why are you so adorable.
I’m sorry! I can’t help it!
Yes! They’re finally all done! It took FOREVER to clear Abb Neagh Convoy Escort, but it’s DONE!
Thank you everyone who ran these missions with me so I could get the journal entries!
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
it is very rare to see the original
Surprisingly, it’s REALLY COLD HERE for a TROPICAL OASIS!
Nexon, fix the commerce imp’s random messages please!
Today, I finally managed to complete my Hunting and Transformation journals with the defeat and subsequent collection of the WHITE DRAGON!
Yay! I never have to be adventure talent ever again! At least until we get new high rank transformations.
Thank you to everyone who helped in this huge endeavor!
For the first time in forever there’ll be magic, there’ll be fun! For the first time in forever I could be noticed by someone and I know it is totally crazy to dream I’d find romance but for the first time in forever at least I’ve got a chance!